What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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