- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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