A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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