Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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ur gey

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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