WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

im telling maguire

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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