- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

You were born.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Well this is pointless.....

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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