Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Atheism

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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