- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

hashtags suck balls

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

wael.. nuff said

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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