Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A car walks into a bar.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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