- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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