- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Stop. Seriously stop.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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