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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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