- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Heskey time.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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