- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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