Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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