Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Shea's sty....

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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