- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

CFL

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Where's my tractor?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Justin beiber..

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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