So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Bob Saget that is all

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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