- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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