- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A train poops its pants.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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