A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what's the difference between a duck?

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

This is not funny.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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