How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

non poop

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Im gay What about you

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Y u do dis?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

belly button

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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