Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

whats my name? Matt

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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