- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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