A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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im gay

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What does water smell like? water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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