What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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A man walks into a bar

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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