- Anti Joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Massie is a fatass

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago