What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Your mom went to college

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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