Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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THe Election

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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