- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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