- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What? Yes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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