- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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