- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

rocky is here again.......................

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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