Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Fat people

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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can you touch your toes? no

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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matt is fat

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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