- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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