- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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