- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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