Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Jellybeans

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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