Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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