drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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hola said the chinese man

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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knock knock There's no door

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Anti Joke

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