you dint have to be a jew matt

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Women's rights

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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