- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

robin, get in the car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Netflix and chill

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Rush Limbaugh

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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