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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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