- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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