Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

No soap radio

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I'm homeless.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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