A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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mexicans fishing

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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your mum

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Nickelback

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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