- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What would u like to drink?

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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