- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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