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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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