- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What can hitler cook well Steak

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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