- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Two women were sitting quietly.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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