Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A jew enters a mall.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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