- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Knock Knock The doors already open

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