What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Womens rights.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Justin

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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69

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

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