A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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