Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Your mam is so fat.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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