how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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think twice or at least think

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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your face is kinda funny

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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