- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

think twice or at least think

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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