- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

My cat just died.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

You're tall.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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