A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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