- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Your mam is so fat.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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