What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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