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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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