What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A storm be brewin!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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gay porn...

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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