whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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