- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What would u like to drink?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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