- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Rush Limbaugh

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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