What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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