- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

a black guy hates chicken.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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