Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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