what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Knock, Knock Who's There

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

boner

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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